Hu Hired

"Hu" has been hired on as Staff Asian.

Hu

No further comments at this time.

- Horatio

Sunday, June 18th, 2015

Lunch - A lot of fried shrimp wontons. Each one was more delightful than the last.

Dinner - Shivanti's chicken pot pie - my goodness gracious Sammy Ganesh is was a delight. It was so good that I ATE PEAS.  I ate more peas yesterday than I had eaten in my entire life to that point. Estimated -  27 yesterday; Before yesterday - 6.

Late Night Snack -  No comment was given.

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

Lunch - 7 deli pickles. Thats all I've got to say.

Dinner - 6 or 7 more deli pickles. Also - Shivanti's Sri-Lankan turkey cutlets. Which was just fabulous.

Late Night Snack - Yeah, but no comment. No wait - Ill comment on them. I had some tortilla chips, a couple more pickles, and some more of the turkey cutlets. No more comments.

Monday, June 15th, 2015

Food information for this day has been REFUSED by Dr. Morris.

- Management

Gary Fempot - "Hired"

Gary Fempot has been hired as Staff Toenail.

Gary

Gary will offer personal advice sessions, as well as hot dog beatings, as requested.

- Horatio

Sunday, June 14th, 2015

Lunch/Dinner - Shivanti's turkey meat sauce and spaghetti. phenomenal work by the master chef as usual. Each bite was a small bit of heavenly goodness.

NOTHING FURTHER. 

Saturday, June 13th, 2015

Breakfast - N/A (International Hippo Massage Day)

Lunch - Turkey hot dogs. While I was eating them, I watched some 2001 world series highlights and I can't believe this actually happened, but Byung-hyun Kim gave up TWO TYING HOME RUNS IN THE NINTH INNING AND ONE WALK-OFF HOME RUN IN THE 10TH INNING IN THE SAME WORLD SERIES. It's got to be the worst pitching performance in World Series history.

Dinner -  TBD

"Byung-Hyun Kim?!" - Derwood Morris